the old a.p.
man, oh man. and i mean… m-a-n.
owen has his first case of the ass piss this week. he’s handling it like a champ. that’s a picture of him on the crapper dropping his first turbo deuce. i know it’s gross, yes. i know this stark language is offensive to some sensitive ears… but i am so glad kara decided to potty train him early. because at least he’s disposing of this waste in the proper receptacle (less offensive?) he hals also learned how to say ’stinky.’ he waves his little hand in front of his nose when he does it too… and yes, it’s true, only parents think stories and jokes about their kids crapping are funny.
i could not imagine what this mess would look like in a diaper.






Hey guys,
We think Owen is looking more and more like John. Todd thinks he looks a lot like you, John, in this picture. He is too cute. Kara, can you come potty train Tyler? We’ll pay you.