you reap what you sow
everyone knows what a smart ass john can be, especially to his dear parents. well the “apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”. owen already in his very limited vocabulary managed to call john a “pain in the ass” this evening.
tonight’s dinner conversation:
owen: owie tapping his index finger to the palm of his hand
me: you have an owie?
owen: no. papa.
me: papa has an owie?
owen: nay (owen’s yes)
me: where?
owen: in the butt! laughing
me: papa’s a pain in the butt? laughing
owen: nay! laughing
papa: not laughing throws napkin at owen
YOU ARE JOKING!? that is hilarious and scary! they aren’t supposed to turn on us that quickly! you’re supposed to get at least four years of lovable little kid time before that happens!?? john - i feel for you! maybe you should be hoping #2 is a girl… i’m betting daddy’s little girl sounds pretty good right about now.
Sorry John, but I think it’s priceless!!!
Of course, Kara is using a bit of creative license. Since I sit on my ass all day at work and I’ve been playing some recreational soccer on the weekend, my butt was sore. So, I said, “my butt hurts…” and Kara turned it into this…
It’s damn funny though. I did throw the napkin at him.
i’m afraid not. owen said “in the butt!” with a devilish squeal and glint in the eye. he knew exactly what he was saying and tonight owen called john “crazy!”