original little hellraisers

…because i caught my mom completely unprepaired for my once a day blow out poops, that’s why.

…makes my wife lactate.  that’s weird.  and that’s rock and roll.

i was thinking the other day (well trying to) as owen was having a massive fit. i mean the kind of fit where he throws himself down on the ground kicking and screaming.  the stuff you see in commercials and sit-coms.  all over a cookie.  a little black and white oreo cookie.
go ahead and cast [...]

uh. yeah.  we’ve got serious problems.  they’re probably on some watch list now…  and no, we’re not trying to spark a political debate here.  kara and i couldn’t stop laughing when we saw this.

…but i’m pissed i didn’t think this one up.

so i’ve been busy planning owen’s big boy room upstairs. to get him excited about moving into a new room,  i’ve been looking for a few new toys for some “wow” factor.  owen has always liked the little train sets, but i could never bring myself to buy one until now.  check out brio’s network it’s [...]

hey all.
sorry for the delay in the kitchen updating, etc. i’ve been so busy with work lately that i haven’t had free time to update the site. apologies all around.

those two pictures are of the new fridge wall, the new fridge and the new *gasp* dishwasher! we actually get all excited when [...]

sorry about all the delays in updating… we’ve been working on the kitchen during these past two weeks to get it up to snuff so that we can start to think about selling the house. i’ve been helping wherever i can to ensure i do my fair share of the work. i’m all [...]

fine. she wins. again.
you see, my tactics are much less subtle. i go for volume (both in terms of loudness and quantity) when it comes to smart-assing. kara just goes for one, single kill. the ‘i don’t know who the girl in this relationship is’ was a keeper. kudos [...]

man, oh man.  and i mean… m-a-n.
owen has his first case of the ass piss this week.  he’s handling it like a champ.  that’s a picture of him on the crapper dropping his first turbo deuce.  i know it’s gross, yes.  i know this stark language is offensive to some sensitive ears… but i am [...]