Archive for the 'crap' Category

the old a.p.

man, oh man.  and i mean… m-a-n.
owen has his first case of the ass piss this week.  he’s handling it like a champ.  that’s a picture of him on the crapper dropping his first turbo deuce.  i know it’s gross, yes.  i know this stark language is offensive to some sensitive ears… but i am [...]

days like today…

…so, i woke up at 4am today feeling like total crap. there has to be a study that connects stress levels of work and the flu. i swear, every time i take extended time off, my body decides it’s going to get even for everything i’ve put it under leading to this precious, [...]

heh. and they say my generation corrupts the youth.

uh, yeah. mom’s might not want to listen to this racy, racy corn nuts ad. anyone in my age range or lower, this is freaking hilarious. i guess we can only imagine what it will be like when owen and sequel are older.  i mean, my generation gets criticized for innuendo in many forms [...]

update on owen

owen has an ear infection — that’s what has been driving him mad. poor little dude. he has had some rough nights prior to the antibiotics, which we have him doped up on along with baby motrin — i should invest in the motrin people, their product rules. i think the hardest [...]

the little red monster

i cannot, at this point, stand elmo very much. sure, he is a huge upgrade from baby einstein… but i can only listen to that voice so much before going insane. some enterprising young lads (in the south?) have found a cure for my elmo-driven madness. thing is, this little red beast [...]

god bless teh druh.

teh druh rules.  15 or so minutes after the druh, owen stopped crying.  he does seem to still have a fever, but as long as we follow the instructions on the druh, it’ll probably be manageable.
this is going to be owen’s (read: mine) new toy soon:

it’s an open source, er, thing.  it can be an [...]

my kind of book

now — this is awesome.  microsoft has launched this new home media server line.  for the uninitiated, it’s basically a spot to store all your photographs, music, movies, etc. on one central spot on your home network.  they’ll even back up your windows pcs every night too.  pretty handy stuff, except, some friends and i [...]

so… this one is a little embarassing…

  
…but funny nonetheless. owen has a word for his teething medication: “druh.” slow it down now and read between the verbal lines and you’ll get a sense of what he’s calling them really. i guess we’ve been using that term around him to explain kara’s unquenchable crack habit. kids really are a reflection of their [...]

quick message…

…we’re going to be moving hosting providers for the site.  there’s some better options out there that give us a bit more freedom in terms of where we can go with the site’s content.  stay tuned.  ourlittlehellraiser.com will be down for a few days, at least.

finally, finally, finally…

…with some help from marc, he sorted out our issues with the age calculator. not to bore you (but i will), we were using javascript before and now we found some better alternatives of the php kind. so, it should be accurate from here on out. i could have it calculating in [...]


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